In his latest commercial for Asics, Richard Bullock shows us just what it takes to be a Marathoner.

Nipple Tape?


Trash Bags?


A desire to run a race derived from a Greek soldier’s sprint from Marathon to Athens which ultimately ended up killing said soldier?

….. I think I’ll take the bus.

For all you crazies out there who still run these races, though, this spot’s for you. You’re braver folk than I.