Summer’s here, beach season is in full swing, but you, my metaphorical friend, have a beer gut. What is one to do? Where is one to turn when all of one’s friends say to one, “Hey, one, we’re going to the beach. Grab a 12 pack and meet us there!” You want to go party as if it were 1999 but in 1999 there weren’t as many low calorie beers as there are today and you’re worried one more banquet beer might pop that top button on your pants.

Well Bryan Buckley has good news for you; Miller Lite exists! AND it existed in 1999 so if you were to party like 1999 you could still party with Miller Lite. If you don’t believe us check his spot out above.