If you’ve been living in Canada lately you have inevitably found yourself wondering one thing: How are the Tampa Bay Lightning at the top of the NHL Eastern Conference? If you’ve been living in Canada lately and you’ve been wondering two things, the second is certain to be: Are those rumors about Sears Canada going out of business true? Fortunately for you Bryan Buckley and Mike Myers are here to get you answers to the second question. The first still perplexes us.

Give the spot above a watch and find out for yourself, and if you don’t live in Canada then neither of these questions matter to you, but you should watch the video anyway. It’s Mike Myers!