Showtimes are up for the 2015 Sundance Film Festival. You’ve got seven chance to see Bryan Buckley’s new film The Bronze if you’re going to Sundance. There is literally no excuse for not seeing it. “I slipped on the ice, twisted my ankle and am now bedridden through the festival.” That didn’t stop a certain gymnast in the ’04 games. “My car got stuck in a snowdrift and they couldn’t get me out until the ice thawed seven days later!” What’s the matter, never heard’a kitty litter? “I’m not going to Sundance this year.” Valid point but nobody likes a whiner.

Mark your calendars now, folks. Bryan Buckley. Sundance. The Bronze. Boom. Done. Mic drop.