Parents! Beware! The word is out!
As is evident in Scott Vincent’s new commercial for KFC, kids everywhere are quickly discovering that we’ve been keeping the good shit from them all along. Do not, I repeat DO NOT, allow your children to see these commercials or it’s possible that they may seek retribution for all those years you weren’t feeding them KFC’s Popcorn nuggets.
You may ask yourself, “Why should I be worried about kids getting even with me?”
-Quickness of youth.
-Can hide in the tiniest of spaces.
-Low centers of gravity.
… I don’t know. Why should you fear them?