Wayne McClammy and McGarry Bowen have teamed up to bring one of theater and film’s greatest dramatic actors, Malcolm McDowell, to the Lunchables brand. And so for it’s going… okay.

Check out Wayne’s latest spot above and see just how a graduate of the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts sells you some mini-subs. McDowell takes to it like a fish in a river… a California river that has long since dried up due to lack of rainfall and overconsumption of water.