As American Pharaoh gears up to take the triple crown of horse racing next month, Hank Perlman’s already miles ahead taking home the triple crown of commercial making (yes we admit it’s an unfair comparison since horses can’t actually film commercials due to their lack of opposable thumbs or ability to give stage direction, but go with us).

Creativity Online has given solid write-ups to not one, not two, but THREE of Hank’s Beautyrest commercials. The videos for Bullhorn, Champagne, and Super Hero can be found at those links, and we definitely suggest you check out all three. They are all completely different and utterly hilarious.

Congratulations to Hank. We’re sure the wreath of flowers will be delivered to the New York office shortly. Pictures of his victory lap coming soon #HungryManInc