That’s right, America. With Bryan Buckley’s first feature film debut coming up in March, this moment was inevitable, and yet I feel like it’s been a lifetime in the making. Forget Star Wars. Forget Batman v. Superman. Forget Gods of Egypt. The Bronze trailer is the one that’s going to break the internet.

Now, we must warn you, this is a redband trailer, so it’s not suitable for children under the age of eighteen. It does contain the word “fuck.” Oh shit! We said it! Oh well. Guess the cat’s out of the bag and anybody reading this can watch the trailer regardless of age. Kids, you will be prompted to type in your age but if you’re not quite there yet, just use mine (07/27/1952). They’ll never know…