I know, you guys. I know. You don’t need to tell me. It’s the first Monday of the New Year and you’re all back at your desks mainlining Foldgers like it was black tar heroine, thinking wistfully about the vacation that up until a few hours ago was the joy of your life. And you find yourselves lamenting, Where did the time go?
Well cheer up, ya crabby Abbys, ‘cuz Bryan Buckley has some new State Farm spots for you starring all of your favorite NBA athletes! We promise this will put a spring in your step or, at the very least, get their sweet new theme song stuck in your head long enough to annoy the shit out of Janice in accounting with all of your humming. And at the end of the day, isn’t that really all we need? To annoy Janice in accounting. #JIADGAF
Plus, we’re sure you’ll like these spots seeing as how all of these guys did too: