Sad news for Giants fans today, as twelve-year head coach Tom Coughlin has officially resigned. “It has been an honor and a privilege to serve as head coach of the New York Football Giants. This is a not a sad occasion for me. I have spent 15 years with this organization as an assistant and head coach and was fortunate to be part of three Super Bowl winning teams. A Lombardi Trophy every five years is an achievement in which we all take great pride,” Coughlin’s statement said.

Though we here at Hungry Man align ourselves with no one NFL team (unless The Washington Sentinels count) we would like to honor Coach Coughlin the only way we know how… Having Rob Lowe talk about what he’ll look like at Coughlin’s tender age of 69.