The day has finally arrived! Bryan Buckley’s feature film debut, The Bronze, hits theaters today! So drop what you’re doing right now and go see this raunchy, Rauchy, no-holds-barred peek inside the mind of a former US Olympian who can’t seem to get her head out of the past.

I’m not kidding.

Stop doing what you’re doing and go see this movie. It’s okay. We’ll talk to your boss. Everything will be fine as long as you see this movie. Now.